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Sales Demotivational Poster


TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5

NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.

ADVERTISING LOGO'S - The wrong one will cost you sales

VAPOR-WARE - Vapor-ware is always easier to sell because there's no limit to what it can do.

Customer Service -

TAGS: sales 9 to 5 customer service customers
Rating: 2.59/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 20, 2008, 12:12 pm
It's true. Could have kept the Doom logo in it and it still would have been true. I've had to many friday nights like this, kinda.



SMILING BEER VENDOR - Even if you HATE the stuff...you brought beer today because she asked you to. That's the power of a great smile.

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TAGS: consumer sales marketing prostitute hourly
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:43 pm
It's because she's latin, isn't it moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 11:56 am
I am Mooooooo+ and I would like more Booty and less black and white cleavage...I'd also like some pizza pops. 5L.
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:17 am

I am Reality Lord and i approve this message.


TAGS: carnies salesman february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.41/5

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TheGoat - February 5, 2010, 2:57 am
I would have said "It's all in the marketing!" 5L
GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 8:42 pm
SOLD to the bigtailed grey guy in the back!! 5L, sorry derek
GodsWorshipMe - February 4, 2010, 6:40 pm
I can't be sure, she won't turn around!
Derek - February 4, 2010, 5:48 pm
Precious few hands have gone up. Could there have been better slaves?

STEROIDS - Never trust a shady alley seller

REAL ESTATE - She Has A Great Sales Technique !!

CSS SALES - Getting shit* done *Nothing

TAGS: css sales
Rating: 2.17/5

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take a picture, it'll last longer -

TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P

Mind Games -


Behind the Times? -


corporate managers -

TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm

Good one, Cynic!~~5L

AT LEAST... - ...it lives up to its name.


Thanksgiving 2014 -

TAGS: modern prayer black friday sales
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:25 pm
I Love when crotchety gets into the ho5Liday spirit!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:30 pm
Yup...'ti5 the season to whomp the ever lovin' crap out of your fellow man because they beat you to a parking spot...

Final Sale -

TAGS: sales life comparison limit one find favourite person
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - November 18, 2016, 5:46 am
Video that goes with this https://www.facebook.com/miltonnevesoficial/videos/1543964855617307/

Suspicions -

TAGS: stores meat sales cheap what me worry
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 16, 2017, 4:29 am
Excellent job, UP yours
JesusWept - August 15, 2017, 9:36 am
Excellent ^^^^^Up


TAGS: real estate sales haunted house
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:52 am
I'll inform the seller...
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:37 am
A haunted house? Okay, NOW you're talkin', but I want a HUGE drop in the price! ^!!!!!

Sales Stands -

Salesmanship -

TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Onegin

Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L

salesmanship -